In The Jungle — Tarzeena- Jiggle

But the jungle did not care for her textbooks. The jungle was wet, relentless, and full of sharp things. Her shorts grew tattered. Her bra, a bastion of civilization, lost a strap. She had to fashion a halter from a piece of parachute silk, which did a commendable job of support but did nothing to contain the jiggle. Every time she climbed a ridge or scrambled down a gully, the effect was, from a physics perspective, magnificent. From a survival perspective, it was a liability. It rustled leaves. It betrayed her presence.

The crash had been violent. The fuselage had torn open like a tin can, and she’d been flung clear. Her seatbelt had saved her life but had apparently sacrificed her clothing to the hungry jungle gods. She was left in a pair of sturdy, albeit shredded, canvas hiking shorts, and a beige, utilitarian bra that had seen better days—and fewer branches. Her sturdy boots were still laced, which was a minor miracle. Her pith helmet, a ridiculous affectation her ex-husband had bought her, lay a few feet away, slightly crushed. Tarzeena- Jiggle in the Jungle

Tarzeena. Tarzeena. She who shakes the earth. But the jungle did not care for her textbooks