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You expect nihilism. You expect Only Lovers Left Alive meets Heathers . But what you get is the most awkward, chaste, and gentle "getting to know you" montage in horror history.

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person is not a horror movie about death. It is a rom-com about the unbearable lightness of choosing to live, even when you are dead. Searching for- Humanist Vampire Seeking in-All ...

And Paul, this boy who walked into the night fully intending to disappear, suddenly finds himself in a 24-hour diner at 3 AM, teaching a 200-year-old vampire how to use an arcade punching machine. He is laughing. He is eating poutine. He is, for the first time in years, not thinking about the exit. The title is a "seeking" ad. A personal classified. You expect nihilism

Humanist Vampire. (I have a strict moral code, even in my hunger.) Seeking. (I am lonely. I am looking for you.) Consenting Suicidal Person. (I am terrified of causing pain. I need you to tell me it’s okay.) Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person is not